Have you seen this dog?

MISSING

Golden Retriever. Answers to the name of "Digby." Loves the smell of freshly baked pie, being scrunched (preferably by a wooden arm), and dancing.

Yeah, that's right, dancing.

Last seen: December 2007.

Distinguishing characteristics: shaved area on bum.


Warning: dog may smell slightly of death.

If you have any information as to Digby's whereabouts, please call (555) EAT-PIES and ask for Ned.