Golden Retriever. Answers to the name of "Digby." Loves the smell of freshly baked pie, being scrunched (preferably by a wooden arm), and dancing.
Last seen: December 2007.
Distinguishing characteristics: shaved area on bum.
Warning: dog may smell slightly of death.
If you have any information as to Digby's whereabouts, please call (555) EAT-PIES and ask for Ned.