Before I post my thoughts on the return of Lost (and whether it managed to address my previous concerns), click on this link and try out the Sawyer nickname generator.
My nickname: Brainpan.
The best part is the little heart underneath your nickname. He's not trying to be mean, he's just keeping it real. And being real to Sawyer means being a total douchebag. I'm sorry, nothing will ever make up for him squishing the frog last year.