I done told y'all that Sarah was going home tonight. For one thing, she's too goddamn skinny. She's also got some funky-ass lips.
Jade, on the other hand, takes some hella good pictures but looks from behind like an albino dwarf. Or maybe Tyra is really a seven-foot-tall alien, like everybody already thinks. Also, elephants are not actually in "the dinosaur family," although i kind of wish they were now.
Poor Danielle. She's a trooper, and i didn't think her photo was nearly as porny as the judges seemed to. I guess one doesn't necessarily want to spread one's legs for Elle Girl?
Should win: Joanie. She's come a long way from the Snaggle.
Will win: Joanie. Jade's got the edge when it comes to taking actual pictures, but her attitude is for shit, she is forever making excuses for herself, and see above re: the dinosaur family. She's one pee-filled diaper away from being Lisa. Danielle is so, so beautiful, but they've made a season out of criticizing her accent (and btw, shut up, judges, accents are sexy). To flip it now and give it to Danielle would be a weird reversal over an issue that's sort of not one.
Finale next week woo!
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Joanie is so going to win. I agree that Danielle's pic was pretty, but it was a little racey for a tween mag. And I gotta agree with Tyra: Danielle sounds like a ghetto hick. Sorry! Oh, and Jade is a stupid, stupid whore.
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